tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

youngstero:

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

Posted 6 days ago With 152,139 notes

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

Looking up. Boboli gardens.

radwhitekid:

After taking a selfie

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted 2 weeks ago With 785,997 notes

onlinepunk:

things i’m feelin

  • butts
  • spaghetti

things i’m not feelin

  • ur harsh vibes
  • america’s education system

Posted 2 weeks ago With 205,541 notes

minorcutie:

such an honor to get this award…

thnx